Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Day 11, Ashley

Super Cruel

Faster than a speeding bullet
less than ten seconds into
Supersize vs Superskinny
the quips start:

"His arse has its own postcode.
She looks like Skeletor in a frock.
The fat one should eat the thin one.
You can cure anorexia with pies."

"Look at that one jiggle!
His moobers look like the skip
behind World of Leather.
Aren't you in one of these episodes?"

The end of the program ends
the surfeit of controlled excess
until next week's serving of
superiority.
Ashley Lister

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