Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Day 17, Ashley

The Daily Mail


IF you can keep your head and buy the Mail

When all about buy into left-wing lies

If you think that the Poles belong in jail.

And believe that Muslim’s come here just as spies.

If you think cancer’s caused by single mums

Or that gypsies jinx our mighty mortgage rate

If you think that young people are all scum

And there should be laws so they can’t masturbate.

If you believe binge drinkers can cause AIDS

And that there’s too much filth on our TV

Or the nanny state is turning our youth gay

OR immigrants steal the taxpayer’s money:

If you believe each word that’s in the Mail

You’re stupid beyond all measured scale.

Ashley Lister

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