Day 9: Ashley

I ♥ David Cameron

I'm Darth Vader's evil twin.

I'm the head of Slytherin.

I'm Eva's kith and Adolf's kin.

But I never voted Tory.

I was the bogeyman's best friend.

I fiddled with Nero at the end.

I'm every germ round the U-bend.

But I never voted Tory.

I'm every bug that made you sick.

I'm every chav who drives too quick.

In short - I'm just a giant d**k.

But I never voted Tory.

Ashley Lister