Day 13, Ashley

She walks in beauty like the night

and floats on high o'er dale and hill

and all that's best of dark and bright

make her a ninja poised to kill.

Day 5, Ashley

This is an opening fragment. I'm not sure whether the humour in this piece ends with the opening line or if there might be scope to expand.

The Cyber-Chav

She shops on eBay through the night

Makes sniper bids at the last minute

She leaves neg feedback full of spite

And claims she didn’t wanna win it:

A cyber-chav who’s not so bright

And ends each sentence saying “Innit?”